Ugh! I planned on doing my homework but I just can't stop doing memes...

This one is from Jeana, I know I wasn't tagged but I must. Do. The. Meme.

What is your favorite word? Lately I've been saying Darlin' a lot. I don't know why. It seems to make people happy though. "How you doin' darlin'?"
What is your least favorite word? I don't know...I'd have to say I'm getting pretty darn tired of hearing the word "hate."
What turns you on(Hey!)spiritually, creatively, emotionally?(Oh!)
Spiritually: Bible study
Creatively: A good movie, song, book, painting, etc.
Emotionally: Seeing someone happy
What turns you off?
People who talk about me behind my back
What’s your favorite curse word?
Horseshit...Like, "Aw, that's a bunch of horseshit!" When I disagree with something. I don't know why it means that, though it is the most pleasantly scented of all the fecal matter.
What sound or noise do you love to hear?
The sound of children's laughter
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
I'd like to bartend or be a lounge singer on a cruise ship or work on a farm. (I'd say a ranch as well, but I couldn't handle being in such close quarters with animals that are going to be slaughtered.) I'd also like to be a drug counselor or a criminal psychologist. Um, I want to be everything when I grow up, really.
What profession would you NOT like to do?
Work in a slaughter house.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say at the pearly gates?
"I know I've got my keys on me somewhere," pats his sides, his chest, "Oh wait, I don't need keys!" Smiles slyly as he just looks at me and the gates open. "After you, my dear..."