Sunday Night Meme

Well, it's almost ten o' clock and I really should be in bed, but Jason's not back from a wedding he's shooting at the Disneyland Hotel (Envy) and I have not had to go to bed alone in almost five years, I'm not about to start now. I will probably pass out on the recliner, in the living room, under the AC (Which will probably bring our bill up to a good $200 next month), watching Seinfeld. I still have about twenty minutes until that comes on, so here's a meme. (Yeah, I know my blogs have not been very fluffy at all lately, have they?) ;-) I do have some really substantial stuff to talk about but I just don't feel like it yet, believe it or not.

I got this from BooMama:

7 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME...
1. I'm probably shorter than most people you know. Even if it is only by a few inches, I'm still shorter.
2. According to Rachel, I had a Precocious Puberty. She is probably right, though as I had all the symptoms. I hope this doesn't mean that I will have Precocious Menopause as well.
3. My mom told when I was a child that you could get pregnant on your period. For the next five years after that I thought she meant that being on your period could make you pregnant. Can you imagine how horrifying it was to be menstruating at the age of ten? As if all the hormones and blood weren't bad enough!
4. I just ate a whole pizza, minus one slice. No, not a personal-sized or even a small one...I ate a medium. Which means I just ate EIGHT slices of pizza. I'm stuffed to the gills and yes, I will be walking TWO miles around that lake tomorrow evening.
5. I've decided to NEVER weigh myself again. I will just keep on trying to get to a size 13.
6. Weatherchannel.com says it is 77 degrees right now. That is total BULLshit. There is NO way it is under 85. And it is humid. And my bedroom AC does not work. I don't know how hot it was today, it doesn't say but man it felt like 115. I know, I know...If I want to see hot and humid go down to N'awlins or something. Well, I've never been so I can't say, but it is hot enough for me here, thank you very much.
7. There is some man yelling at someone outside. I think he's either on the phone or whoever he's yelling at is keeping their mouth shut. I understand that scuffles like these can take place, but please...Not outside my bedroom window!

7 THINGS THAT SCARE ME...
1. I'm gonna go with any kind of squiggly, wiggly, slimy thing of the worm/larvae/slug category
2. Cockroaches
3. Devils
4. Death Metal
5. Earthquakes
6. War
7. The absence of God

7 RANDOM MUSIC AT THE MOMENT...

1. Folk (Old and new)

2. Appalachian bluegrass
3. 80's New Wave
4. Jazz (Bebop, not that smooth jazz stuff, lol)
5. Some old punk rock
6. Piano pieces
7. Disco

7 THINGS I LIKE THE MOST...
1. Cuddling with my husband on a weekend morning when neither of us have to get up to do ANYTHING. Oh, how I miss those days.
2. Cuddling with my kitties
3. Quenching my thirst
4. Jumping into a pool of water after a hot day of sweaty work
5. Long, hot shower on a cold winter morning
6. Sound of rain
7. Laughter

7 THINGS I SAY THE MOST...
1. "Right?"
2. "Oh my God." (I need to stop that)
3. "Drive safe."
4. Mother@#*er/ing. (I have no idea why that turned into a link...It isn't supposed to be, I didn't link it to anything). I know, I'm so bad...Just be glad I couldn't bring myself to write it out. There is a line and it needs to be drawn somewhere. (By the way, we're thinking of getting me a swear jar) ;0)
5. "Look, a dog!"
6. "Mmm..."
7. "Niiice."

7 THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR ME SAY...
1. "Wow, mom! I wish you had gotten me to eat liver much sooner! It's fabulous!"
2. "Back rolls are so sexy."
3. "Honey, I wish you had hairy shoulders."
4. "I think a mustache and a goatee make a woman look distinguished. I am not AT ALL embarrassed that I look like a Viking."
5. "No, I DO NOT wish to see a movie tonight!"
6. "Ew, chocolate!"
7. "Yay! I stubbed my toe for the fourth time today!"