A meme (Stolen from Rachel) to get my mind off of the fact that I'm being totally unreliable right now

1. Would you consider yourself to be flamboyant or fairly conservative?
Neither. I can be slightly eccentric at times in comparison to your average conservative, but I don't know, really I'm confused with the whole labeling system.

2. What is the most flamboyant thing about your appearance?
That I have large breasts and I don't hide them behind layers and layers of clothing...I just get too hot and stinky...Sorry, can't do it.

3. Do you secretly wish you were more flamboyant? In what way?
I'm grateful that I'm not flamboyant as I see flamboyant. Which would be like wearing tons of make up, lots of jewelry and really loud clothing. (Loud as in bright colors and/or shocking patterns).

4. Where is the line between flamboyant and tacky for you?
Rachel's answer was so perfect, I'm going to have to steal it. "I don't know. For some people to do a certain thing would just be part of their nature; for someone else to do the same thing it might be tacky. So maybe the line has to do with genuineness? No, because there are some things that I think are truly tacky no matter what the attitude of the person is. Not that I would announce such a thing. I know how it feels to be the tacky one and have people make an issue of it. Live and let live, tacky or not, is my fashion philosophy in a nutshell."

From Friday's Feast --

What's the funniest dream you can remember having?
I don't think I've ever had a funny dream. My dreams are either bizarre and random or horribly horrifying.

If you were a dog, what breed would you be, and why?
Again, I'm going to have to go with Rachel's answer...There's a reason we're kindred spirits ;-) "I would be a mutt. A shaggyish, gangly, loving, friendly mutt." Although, I'd have to say I wouldn't be gangly...I'd be one of those homeless mutts that gets fed by like everyone in the neighborhood so although I'm homeless, I'm still totally fat ;-)

Continue this sentence: "I get confused when..."
People are really nice to me and tell me how much they like me then talk about me behind my back. Totally warps my brain...Can't really deal with it, never have been able to but I'm praying for the strength to do so. I also get confused when there's more than two numbers involved with like anything.

Name two things that need to be done, but you are procrastinating in completing.
Just two? I am supposed to be taking my mom grocery shopping right now but I'm sitting here at the computer. Also, I should have taken a poop like an hour ago but for some reason I've been holding it. Only God knows why so don't ask me.

When was the last time you tried something new, and what was it?
Anthony took me to Macaroni Grill for dinner last night. I got to "Create my own pasta," it was marvelous. Thank you Anthony ;-)